I love Mike Rowe.
Jun. 1st, 2014 10:38 amNot only is he intelligent, kindhearted and humble, he is a wordsmith who can turn a Facebook post about spraining his ankle into a truly epic moment:
"Like most humiliations, this one happened in less than a second, but seemed to unfold over the course of a week. I began to crumple like a cheap card table, flailing as I accelerated across the room, pinwheeling wildly, desperate to regain my balance. After several hops, a tour jete, and something straight out of River Dance, I crashed into the drapes at the far end of the room. I then bounced off the plate glass window and collapsed in a heap, making the kind of sounds most often associated with a young girl in distress."
If you want the whole sad yet hilarious tale, find it here.
"Like most humiliations, this one happened in less than a second, but seemed to unfold over the course of a week. I began to crumple like a cheap card table, flailing as I accelerated across the room, pinwheeling wildly, desperate to regain my balance. After several hops, a tour jete, and something straight out of River Dance, I crashed into the drapes at the far end of the room. I then bounced off the plate glass window and collapsed in a heap, making the kind of sounds most often associated with a young girl in distress."
If you want the whole sad yet hilarious tale, find it here.