Hear ye, hear ye, those in charge of The Hobbit movie....

[cairistiona]

Memo from the King's Desk to Those Responsible for Filming This Vital Chapter in Middle-earth Lore:

We managed to save all of Middle-earth with 4 Hobbits, a Wizard, 2 Men, a Dwarf and an Elf.

All you have to do is make a movie.

Don't make me come down there with Andúril.

Sincerely,
Elessar Telcontar
King of the Reunited Realms of Arnor and Gondor





(This bit of silliness was originally posted on shirebound 's jounal in the form of a comment; she suggested I post it to my LJ, so there you have it. *g*)