"One of these days, Legolas, you'll explain to me how you can remain so immaculately clean..."
"Or," said Legolas, "YOU can explain how it is you, Oh Man, can find every muddy hole, dung heap and refuse pile in Middle-earth within five minutes of walking outside."
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Date: 2016-12-11 04:22 pm (UTC)"The same as yours. Grass, grass, grass."
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Date: 2016-12-11 10:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-12-12 08:46 pm (UTC)"Or," said Legolas, "YOU can explain how it is you, Oh Man, can find every muddy hole, dung heap and refuse pile in Middle-earth within five minutes of walking outside."