He slices, he dices and look! Julienne fries! Never have to worry about clean up, he'll just go jump in a nearby sink (or river).
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Order today and we'll send you a second Aragorn-a-matic free, just pay shipping and handling and for a limited time, we are also sending our Patented Gimly Garlic and Onion Chopper. Just pop those smelly onions or garlic into the handly Gimly swivel mouth, give its head a bop, and Presto! Instant chopped onions and garlic! So order yours today!
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Date: 2015-06-09 06:42 pm (UTC)He slices, he dices and look! Julienne fries! Never have to worry about clean up, he'll just go jump in a nearby sink (or river).
Get your Aragorn-a=matic today, Only 3 easy payments of 29.99 plus shipping and handling!
Order today and we'll send you a second Aragorn-a-matic free, just pay shipping and handling and for a limited time, we are also sending our Patented Gimly Garlic and Onion Chopper. Just pop those smelly onions or garlic into the handly Gimly swivel mouth, give its head a bop, and Presto! Instant chopped onions and garlic! So order yours today!