Bucky Barnes and Mr. Shakespeare...
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Accurate....

For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the Bucky Barnes of kings.
Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?
Nooooooooooooooo...

How now! a Bucky Barnes? Dead, for a ducat, dead!
Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?
Marvel, take heed....

Thou canst not say I did it: never shake
Thy gory Bucky Barnes at me.
Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?
When the quote generator hacks the Captain America: Civil War script and hears the lies...

I come not, friends, to steal away your Bucky Barnes.
Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?
Steve Rogers' favorite...

Thus the whirligig of time brings in his Bucky Barnes.
Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?
Oh lord...too far...
I'll take two, please...
*sniff sob*...

This was the noblest Bucky Barnes of them all.
Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?
So do shippers...

Misery acquaints a Bucky Barnes with strange bedfellows.
Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?
Marvel fans before every new movie...

A Bucky Barnes! A Bucky Barnes! My kingdom for a Bucky Barnes!
Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?
And of course, the question whose answer all of us want to know most of all...
These are so painfully accurate I honestly don't know whether to shriek with laughter or curl into a sobbing ball of misery.